true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
LOL DIED
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I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
your friends are keepers
hahahahaha
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I have a lot of clothes but I only wear like 5% of it and it looks like I have none and I refuse to wear the other 95% because I look ugly in them
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This is why you marry your best friend.
ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.
this was seriously a struggle not to reblog
My heart
Oh
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
HAHAHAH
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Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)
will forever reblog this
always reblog, no matter what.
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Good morning, darling. May I eat you out for breakfast?
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What if tumblr users lost their mouses?
J - Next Post
K - Previous Post
L - Like Post
N - View Notes
R - Reblog (With Editing)
Shift + R - Reblog Post
Shift + E - Queue
Tab - Search Bar
Fullstop ( . ) - Scroll all the way up to the top
Z + C - Create a new post
space - shows photo sets and videos
X - Instant Safe!Dash! - hides all pictures!
You’re welcome
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why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”Fatality
There are a few of those ‘movement series’ actually, I wouldn’t know their names but still.. Could always come in handy..
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i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
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